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Here’s mi πŸ™‹β€β™€οΈ



Just realised that loads of you have never actually met me, so here’s mi πŸ™‹β€β™€οΈ

I’m the self taught designer and maker behind NoBooksWereHarmed.co.uk. I’ve been a sole trader since 2014, and there is only me - although sometimes I could do with a team of 10, I’m also a control freak when it comes to my wee business, so wouldn’t let anyone else do anything anyway πŸ˜‰

πŸ‘‰πŸ» I’m Jo! Just Jo, just J-O, not short for anything, Jo.
πŸ‘‰πŸ» My name isn’t short for anything, but I’m pretty short irl πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ
πŸ‘‰πŸ» Natural blonde - dyed eyebrows.
πŸ‘‰πŸ» Extroverted introvert
πŸ‘‰πŸ» Painfully shy, yet…
πŸ‘‰πŸ» Usually the loudest in the room πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ
πŸ‘‰πŸ» Pescatarian. Technically. Cringey label though.
πŸ‘‰πŸ» Half Scottish, half Irish, can’t speak Gaelic
πŸ‘‰πŸ» Adore The Beatles and Eminem in equal measure
πŸ‘‰πŸ» Mouth of a sailor
πŸ‘‰πŸ» Can always find a silver lining
πŸ‘‰πŸ» Left school at 15, and home at 17. 42 now, jfyi
πŸ‘‰πŸ» Don’t enjoy whisky or bagpipes
πŸ‘‰πŸ» Around 80% of my wardrobe features animal print
πŸ‘‰πŸ» Sold double glazing in the distant past
πŸ‘‰πŸ» Wish I could disable the talk function on my phone, I don’t use it for that
πŸ‘‰πŸ» Worked in family pet shop for 20 years
πŸ‘‰πŸ» Sleeping is my superpower
πŸ‘‰πŸ» I loved my first (Β£100) car so much, that I bought an identical (Β£350) one for parts
πŸ‘‰πŸ» True crime documentary junkie
πŸ‘‰πŸ» Once bent over to pick retrieve a poorly thrown dart, and ripped my trousers from knee to crotch in front of a full pub
πŸ‘‰πŸ» Lifelong dog person, but cats are so much easier
πŸ‘‰πŸ» The mere sniff of apple juice has me queasy at the memory of a cider fuelled, 15 year old me 🀒
πŸ‘‰πŸ» I love denim, but dislike jeans
πŸ‘‰πŸ» Alway hoped to be a juror, until I was a juror
πŸ‘‰πŸ» I own more PJs than clothes
πŸ‘‰πŸ» child free by choice
πŸ‘‰πŸ» I watch Jaws any time it’s on telly
πŸ‘‰πŸ» I have to have the telly/radio on all night, if it goes off, I wake up, annoyed at the ether πŸ˜‚
πŸ‘‰πŸ» Ob.sess.ed with everything nobookswereharmed.co.uk

Pleased to meet ya!
~ Jo

2 comments

  • Hi Lyn waves
    I’ve checked my orders, and looks like your book was ordered via Maker’s Flair, one of the websites that I supply. As it says β€œMum” on it, I’m kinda hoping it was a gift from a child? I don’t have those details, I can only see where it was sent to :) I hope you come to enjoy your very sweet gift – it’s a unique ornament/keepsake, no more, no less :)
    ~ Jo
    Designer~Maker

    Jo from NoBooksWereHarmed.co.uk
  • I have received a book and have no idea who had sent it to me or why. What is the purpose of it?
    Lyn Gray Pasadena CO10 2DL. I can think of no purpose for it.

    Lyn Gray

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