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Hereโ€™s mi ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™€๏ธ



Just realised that loads of you have never actually met me, so hereโ€™s mi ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™€๏ธ

Iโ€™m the self taught designer and maker behind NoBooksWereHarmed.co.uk. Iโ€™ve been a sole trader since 2014, and there is only me - although sometimes I could do with a team of 10, Iโ€™m also a control freak when it comes to my wee business, so wouldnโ€™t let anyone else do anything anyway ๐Ÿ˜‰

๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป Iโ€™m Jo! Just Jo, just J-O, not short for anything, Jo.
๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป My name isnโ€™t short for anything, but Iโ€™m pretty short irl ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ
๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป Natural blonde - dyed eyebrows.
๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป Extroverted introvert
๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป Painfully shy, yetโ€ฆ
๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป Usually the loudest in the room ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ
๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป Pescatarian. Technically. Cringey label though.
๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป Half Scottish, half Irish, canโ€™t speak Gaelic
๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป Adore The Beatles and Eminem in equal measure
๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป Mouth of a sailor
๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป Can always find a silver lining
๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป Left school at 15, and home at 17. 42 now, jfyi
๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป Donโ€™t enjoy whisky or bagpipes
๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป Around 80% of my wardrobe features animal print
๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป Sold double glazing in the distant past
๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป Wish I could disable the talk function on my phone, I donโ€™t use it for that
๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป Worked in family pet shop for 20 years
๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป Sleeping is my superpower
๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป I loved my first (ยฃ100) car so much, that I bought an identical (ยฃ350) one for parts
๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป True crime documentary junkie
๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป Once bent over to pick retrieve a poorly thrown dart, and ripped my trousers from knee to crotch in front of a full pub
๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป Lifelong dog person, but cats are so much easier
๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป The mere sniff of apple juice has me queasy at the memory of a cider fuelled, 15 year old me ๐Ÿคข
๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป I love denim, but dislike jeans
๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป Alway hoped to be a juror, until I was a juror
๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป I own more PJs than clothes
๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป child free by choice
๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป I watch Jaws any time itโ€™s on telly
๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป I have to have the telly/radio on all night, if it goes off, I wake up, annoyed at the ether ๐Ÿ˜‚
๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป Ob.sess.ed with everything nobookswereharmed.co.uk

Pleased to meet ya!
~ Jo

2 comments

  • Hi Lyn waves
    Iโ€™ve checked my orders, and looks like your book was ordered via Makerโ€™s Flair, one of the websites that I supply. As it says โ€œMumโ€ on it, Iโ€™m kinda hoping it was a gift from a child? I donโ€™t have those details, I can only see where it was sent to :) I hope you come to enjoy your very sweet gift โ€“ itโ€™s a unique ornament/keepsake, no more, no less :)
    ~ Jo
    Designer~Maker

    Jo from NoBooksWereHarmed.co.uk
  • I have received a book and have no idea who had sent it to me or why. What is the purpose of it?
    Lyn Gray Pasadena CO10 2DL. I can think of no purpose for it.

    Lyn Gray

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