That day I asked the shop lady...
...for a red lipstick that wouldn't make my teeth yellow or look daft with my pale celtic skin and light blonde hair.
Nipped into *brand shall remain nameless* shop, just opposite the NoBooksOnTour.com pop up stand in an Aberdeen shopping centre, and asked the nice lady for a lipstick that ticked the above boxes.
I did, apparently, forget to mention that I'd also rather not look like the Joker.
That wasn't a great fashion day for me. I'd also bought a Tshirt that very morning, which said "girlboss" on the front. I hadn't even finished setting up my stand by the third time I was asked 'why does it say GirlBoy on your tits?'.
Nipped into *brand shall remain nameless* shop, just opposite the NoBooksOnTour.com pop up stand in an Aberdeen shopping centre, and asked the nice lady for a lipstick that ticked the above boxes. I did, apparently, forget to mention that I'd also rather not look like the Joker.
That wasn't a great fashion day for me. I'd also bought a Tshirt that very morning, which said "girlboss" on the front. I hadn't even finished setting up my stand by the third time I was asked 'why does it say GirlBoy on your tits?'.
Dear Reader,
I have a confession. To this day, I regret not buying that lipstick. As much as this photo will always make me laugh, and she'd applied it soooo badly...every time I look at it, I think the shade actually does work with my pale skin and fair hair. And now the moment has gone.
*le sigh*
~ Jo
I have a confession. To this day, I regret not buying that lipstick. As much as this photo will always make me laugh, and she'd applied it soooo badly...every time I look at it, I think the shade actually does work with my pale skin and fair hair. And now the moment has gone.
*le sigh*
~ Jo