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So, I was in business.

1st October 2014.

No Books Were Harmed was now a registered business - despite not having sold a single sausage, and the fact that just days earlier, I still had no intention of ever selling my pretties!  But when a Hollywood star asks to buy your creations, you have to accept that maybe it isn't just friends and family blowing smoke up your arse...

I wondered if maybe I could sell a few books on the run up to Christmas.  That would be very handy.  

I was sure of a few things.
1. This would be an absolute flash in the pan.  Six months of interest, tops
2. I would only sell what I'd already made
3. I wouldn't fold to order
4. Commissions weren't my bag

First things first, Facebook.  I started a page to share my pretties with people outwith my immediate circle.  And, oh em gee, It absolutely exploded.  I couldn't believe the outpouring of love for what I was making!  It was just incredible.  But I very quickly found Facebook was a bit messy and a big clunky, and I wanted to keep photos of my pretties all together in one, public, portfolio/album.  So before long, 0.1 came into being! I wish I had photos or screenshots of this process, but I don't.  So this is another very wordy blog post, I'm afraid. was a one page website.  There was nothing on it.  I think the business name was at the top, it was a really dark background, and all that was on it were [really shitty; even shittier than nowadays!] photos of what I fold.  I had no intentions of this website ever needing searched or found, it was purely so I could show folk a photo album of my work, if asked.  

Or so I thought.

So every few days, when I had a chance to fold something new, between commuting for over an hour a day, walking my, at the time, 5 dogs, and working 50+ hours, 6 days a week, I would add a new photo. A bit like this blog, the most recent thing went at the top of the page and that was that.  Except, people kept asking how much certain books/designs were.  And I'd have to be like "do you mean the 5th one down, third over?" and they'd be like "nah, 3rd one down, fifth over" - it got very messy, within a very short time.  So.  Remembering this was purely a photo album, not an ecommerce platform, I manually added a Paypal "Buy now" button to each photo.  Which was fine.  Until I moved a photo - and then the order of every photo and every price button, was out of sync and just became a massive ball ache to maintain. 

I had to face facts.  People were buying my pretties, and I was just making things more difficult for myself, by constantly trying to dial it back.  So I said fuck it, and quickly built a very basic but very functional site, that was to become 0.2 - and 0.2 was to be in place for the next 6+ years! (you're now looking at 0.3 haha)

And that's when shit got real! My photos were shite, my site was basic, but I was me, my books were them, and my customers found me.  Daily.  And I realised that I was now riding on the coat tails of a self propelling beast, which had already altered the rest of my life, before I'd even noticed...

*dear reader, turns out I wasn't so sure at all, as these are now the very things I love most in the world!

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